LIFT OR DIE

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Annaliesa’s thoughts of the day shall we

~”i really want abs,” I think as I eat a billion cookies
~yessss parents will be gone for a week. I can walk around naked. tan naked. eat naked. be naked.
~why are men so much more attractive with dimples
~im pretty sure that that ten yr old girl has a better body than I do
~people at fairs have the strangest styles of clothing. and like to makeout near trash cans. and apparently crop tops are back in. also, giant stuffed animals the size of a human being that cost half of your college tuition are cool to get for your significant other.
~my first thought now that the big jewelry show at my work is over: no more free food. womp womp.
~my friend told me tonight she has tried to find my blog like 12 times and can’t and she will not give up. oh hell naw. you ain’t finding this shit. under lock and key. like my nudes. (well, kind of like my nudes. not really.)
~”oh hey, I wore this shirt yesterday. should I wear it again today? absolutely.”
~I don’t really know how to end text posts. one of the harder things in life. so, uh, buh byez.

edit: also rolling out is so excruciating and will it ever not be excruciating probably not I will forever want to rock in a corner while my glutes scream in agony “don’t release the lactic acid”

Filed under that got weird buh byeeeezzzz put me down bc it's bedtime and this girl is pooped tuck me in read me a bedtime story make me tea rub my back needyblr again don't mind me i need a cat

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buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

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“Love says: I’ve seen the ugly parts of you, and I’m staying.”

“Our culture doesn’t love love; It loves the idea of love. It wants the emotion without the sacrifice.”

Matt Chandler (via lndisher)

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