~”i really want abs,” I think as I eat a billion cookies
~yessss parents will be gone for a week. I can walk around naked. tan naked. eat naked. be naked.
~why are men so much more attractive with dimples
~im pretty sure that that ten yr old girl has a better body than I do
~people at fairs have the strangest styles of clothing. and like to makeout near trash cans. and apparently crop tops are back in. also, giant stuffed animals the size of a human being that cost half of your college tuition are cool to get for your significant other.
~my first thought now that the big jewelry show at my work is over: no more free food. womp womp.
~my friend told me tonight she has tried to find my blog like 12 times and can’t and she will not give up. oh hell naw. you ain’t finding this shit. under lock and key. like my nudes. (well, kind of like my nudes. not really.)
~”oh hey, I wore this shirt yesterday. should I wear it again today? absolutely.”
~I don’t really know how to end text posts. one of the harder things in life. so, uh, buh byez.
edit: also rolling out is so excruciating and will it ever not be excruciating probably not I will forever want to rock in a corner while my glutes scream in agony “don’t release the lactic acid”